Pistons talk with potential Frank replacement
It would be a mild understatement to say that the Detroit Pistons have struggled lately. The Pistons are currently hobbling to a 24-49 record and […]
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Cross Country, the crowd’s favorite
Grab your pompoms and game day posters, paint your face and get ready to cheer your lungs out. In the world of sporting events, it’s […]
Satire Blog — Students Unsure if Obama Has “It”
The results are in, and apparently one of the major disappointments of this election was the candidates not quite having “it.” What is “it” exactly? And […]
Satire Blog – Police Enter College Party Dressed as Campus Safety Officers
Trick-or-Treat ended up being “Trick” on the college campus as the local police department decided to conduct one of the legendary “walk-throughs” routinely done by […]
Satire Blog – “Sophomore Experience” Becomes Slippery Slope for More “Experiences”
In an interesting turn of events, college staff members have found themselves so pleased with the new “Sophomore Year Experience” that they have seen fit […]
God’s Hand — Tim Tebow Granted 5th Year of NCAA Eligibility by God
And on the 8th day, God created Tim Tebow. On Thursday March 29, the NCAA announced that Tebow was granted one more year of NCAA […]
ATΩ Takeover — Fraternity to compete in MIAA football next year
Get ready for another football team on Albion College’s campus. In an audacious move, Albion College’s chapter of Alpha Tau Omega fraternity announced that it […]
Pleiad Wins Major Awards — Proud mothers cry and ask for photos
Monday March 26 marked a special occasion in the Pleiad’s illustrious history. The Pleiad was awarded the first ever “Best Newspaper Ever” award as well […]
Satire Blog – Inside the Mind of a Fraternity Pledge
7:08am Oh boy! I can’t believe I actually went through with it and signed my bid to a fraternity. Its pledge day at last and […]
Satire Blog — Students Study Too Hard on Weekends; Public Safety Officials Have Their Hands Full
Here at Albion College, the students and staff have long prided themselves on the fact that they are always thinking, devoting every day of the […]
Satire Blog — Students Continue to Wear Sunglasses at Night; Injuries Run Rampant
Nighttime on Albion College’s campus: a time where students who are finally free of their academic commitments can take the time to venture outside of their […]
Booted– Popular suede boots blamed for falls
Sarah Slipped, Jackson junior, used to kick it in her boots with the fur and apple-bottom jeans combo around campus. Not anymore. Since the spring […]