April Fool’s: Black Squirrels to be Banished From Campus
Albion College announced today that they will be moving forward on a plan to replace the infamous black squirrels seen around campus with gray squirrels. […]
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April Fool’s: Fraternity Book Club Nights in Full Swing
Spring fever hit Fraternity Row, but it hasn’t manifested itself into dartying and unbuttoned Hawaiian shirts this year. Instead, each Wednesday night, Albion’s brotherhoods are […]
April Fool’s: Albion Professor Bummed by Lack of Political Turmoil on Campus
Digory Dorset, professor of political science, expressed disappointment in class on Monday on the lack good political scandals on campus since the Email Scandal of […]
April Fool’s: Albion Introduces Dairy Year 2020
For the upcoming academic year, Albion College will restart its popular theme year programming. In past years, the college has implemented themes such as Sustainability […]
Albion To Market Itself As a Party School
(Part of the Plebian — April Fools’ Edition) Colleges and universities all across the country strive to have their institution make the Princeton Best College […]
College Sees Influx of Spirit Rock Facebook Events
(Part of the Plebian — April Fools’ Edition) Albion College’s infamous spirit rock, located on the campus quad outside Vulgamore Hall, is a beloved landmark […]
Albion to Follow Eastern Michigan, Cut Prestigious Sports Programs
(Part of the Plebian — April Fools’ Edition) In an effort to save money to fund other opportunities on campus, Albion College is cutting four […]
Free Tuition Slip To Be Hidden In Easter Egg Hunt
(Part of the Plebian — April Fools’ Edition) Easter egg hunts are great fun. Not only is it a blast to spend 10 minutes finding […]