SUSPICIOUS SITUATION: A loud noise was reported coming from door next to Baldwin Hall. Officers found it was the cooler.
A recent survey conducted by the Albion Procrastination Club found these results regarding Campus Safety’s time use. Chart by Claire Tallerico, Allison Navarra, Sarah Morris
On April 1, the Board of Trustees released a statement declaring the elimination of the confectionary department, including its three faculty members – two tenured and one adjunct professor – effective at the start of the 2010-2011 school year.
Ten-year? Tenor? Tenure? The administration is spitting jargon like an angry llama. Read on to wipe the saliva out of your eyes and figure out exactly what they’re actually saying.