Satire Blog – “Sophomore Experience” Becomes Slippery Slope for More “Experiences”
In an interesting turn of events, college staff members have found themselves so pleased with the new “Sophomore Year Experience” that they have seen fit […]
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Satire Blog – Controversy ensues over college’s new theme not being YOLO
Students all across the campus are expressing their concerns and outrage over the college passing up on what they believe to have been the only […]
Satire Blog: Student eats at Baldwin, discovers secrets of the universe
Baldwin. You know it, you love it and you most certainly cannot live without it. This fine dining establishment, where students hailing from places near […]
Satire Blog — Baldwin to enact its own “Hunger Games”
The staff of Baldwin, the much-cherished dining hall of the college, has decided to shake things up for the regular student patrons by creating its […]
Satire Blog – Studies prove that “The Rock” is actually a ball of paint
You’ve seen it virtually every day as you walk to and from class. You comment about its new designs with your friends and professors. You […]
Satire Blog – Inside the Mind of a Fraternity Pledge
7:08am Oh boy! I can’t believe I actually went through with it and signed my bid to a fraternity. Its pledge day at last and […]
Satire Blog — Students Study Too Hard on Weekends; Public Safety Officials Have Their Hands Full
Here at Albion College, the students and staff have long prided themselves on the fact that they are always thinking, devoting every day of the […]
Satire Blog — Students Respond to Princeton Review; Claim College Town to be Great
A recent article in the Princeton Review claims that Albion College is located within one of the 10 least interesting towns, prompting responses from students […]