Satire Blog: Student reaction to Big Show
Who is Timeflies? What is Timeflies? Is Timeflies a person, a group of people, a recently discovered species of insect? This reporter has absolutely no […]
Articles by Chris Mantay
Satire Blog: Spring Break- A first person perspective
Saturday, March 9 Thank god that car ride is finally over. Now we’re all finally in sunny [Redacted] Beach for one hell of a spring […]
Satire Blog – Spring Break Blues
Yes, it is that time of the year again. As students prepare to leave the campus for spring break, they begin to experience feelings of […]
Satire Blog – Satire Blogger in Chains
For the better part of a year and a half, the college campus has been entertained and enthralled with the comedic genius of their beloved […]
Satire Blog – Student turned superhero
In a rather shocking turn of events, the college has found itself as the permanent residence of a brand new superhero the likes of which […]
Satire Blog — Death of Facebook Account Devastates Student
Tragedy struck the College this week as student Tanti Me’o learned of the death of the Facebook account of his girlfriend, Tru Pearson. This loss […]
Satire Blog — Students Unsure if Obama Has “It”
The results are in, and apparently one of the major disappointments of this election was the candidates not quite having “it.” What is “it” exactly? And […]
Satire Blog – Police Enter College Party Dressed as Campus Safety Officers
Trick-or-Treat ended up being “Trick” on the college campus as the local police department decided to conduct one of the legendary “walk-throughs” routinely done by […]
Satire Blog – “Sophomore Experience” Becomes Slippery Slope for More “Experiences”
In an interesting turn of events, college staff members have found themselves so pleased with the new “Sophomore Year Experience” that they have seen fit […]
Satire Blog – Controversy ensues over college’s new theme not being YOLO
Students all across the campus are expressing their concerns and outrage over the college passing up on what they believe to have been the only […]
Satire Blog: Student eats at Baldwin, discovers secrets of the universe
Baldwin. You know it, you love it and you most certainly cannot live without it. This fine dining establishment, where students hailing from places near […]
Satire Blog — Baldwin to enact its own “Hunger Games”
The staff of Baldwin, the much-cherished dining hall of the college, has decided to shake things up for the regular student patrons by creating its […]