Songs to Get You Through 15 Phases of Finals Week
Whether you’re prepared or not, Monday is just two days away. As much as you want to press fast-forward your life, it’s time to face the facts. Four classes worth of final exams and papers are due next week. Just remember: the end is near, and you’re perfectly capable. Before you enter a state of mental turmoil, check out these songs I’ve handpicked to get you through every phase of finals.
Phase 1: Denial
We’re in finals week again…wooaahhhh again.
Phase 2: Driving the Struggle Bus
Hard to Concentrate—Red Hot Chili Peppers
Phase 3: Chugging Copious Amounts of Caffeine
The Buzz—Hermitude (feat. Mataya & Young Tapz)
Phase 4: Reaching a Studious State of Mind
Phase 5: Break Time
Phase 6: Approaching Hour 72 at the Library
Phase 7: Insomnia
Nocturne in E-Flat—Frédéric Chopin
Phase 8: Wearing Your Third Groufit of the Week
Oops…I Did It Again—Britney Spears
Phase 9: Walking into a Final
Phase 10: False Sense of Invincibility
Who Gon Stop Me—JAY Z, Kanye West
(found on Spotify or iTunes)
Phase 11: Turning in a Final
Phase 12: Realizing You Just Bombed Said Final
Phase 13: Acing a Final You Thought You Were Going to Bomb
Phase 14: Reaching the Finish Line
Here Comes the Sun—The Beatles
Phase 15: Packing Your Things for Winter Break
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