Makes Clever Remark; Makes Meme — College gets creative with Internet sensation
Recently, colleges across Michigan have been creating Internet “memes.” So what’s a meme? They’re clever or funny statements written to portray certain aspects of a […]
Month: February 2012
Satire Blog — Students Study Too Hard on Weekends; Public Safety Officials Have Their Hands Full
Here at Albion College, the students and staff have long prided themselves on the fact that they are always thinking, devoting every day of the […]
Satire Blog — Students Respond to Princeton Review; Claim College Town to be Great
A recent article in the Princeton Review claims that Albion College is located within one of the 10 least interesting towns, prompting responses from students […]
Haunted library bathroom myth busted
Does Albion’s library have a Moaning Myrtle? Similar to “Harry Potter”, a continuous rumor has circulated throughout Albion that the second-floor Stockwell bathroom is haunted […]
Is Albion socially awkward?
As quoted in the 1985 film, The Breakfast Club, “You see us as you want to see us in the simplest terms and the most […]
Satire Blog — Students Continue to Wear Sunglasses at Night; Injuries Run Rampant
Nighttime on Albion College’s campus: a time where students who are finally free of their academic commitments can take the time to venture outside of their […]
Top Five Reasons Baldwin’s Actually Pretty Great
I’ve heard whispering and open hate on New Baldwin that, to me, has been unwarranted. Here are my top five reasons not to hate on […]
Briton Bureaucrat — College senior running for State Representative
Through encouragement from members of his community, Cody Bailey, Garden City senior, is running for State Representative in his hometown, the 11th district of Michigan […]
All Are Welcome — Newly designated unisex bathrooms available in Goodrich Chapel
Consistent with gender-neutral initiatives Albion is striving for, two restrooms in Goodrich Chapel are now open to people of all gender identities. On Jan. 30, […]
Albion Experience – Student Life on the Web
There is a new feature on the Albion home page: The student experience video. This short video shows off the aesthetics of the campus, the […]
On the Hunt – Albion hunt seat team hopes to impress this weekend before Regionals
The Albion equestrian team’s regular season ends this weekend but they still have plenty to look forward to. Miranda Voege, Carmel, Ind. sophomore, Lannis Smith, […]
Reclaiming History — Albion College rescues Washington Gardner High School
One hundred and twenty-two years ago, Washington Gardner became Vice-President and professor of Biblical History and Literature at Albion College. After serving for five years, […]