Satire Blog — Students Respond to Princeton Review; Claim College Town to be Great

A recent article in the Princeton Review claims that Albion College is located within one of the 10 least interesting towns, prompting responses from students voicing their dissent from the opinion of the article. Many students spoke to this reporter regarding all of the fun aspects to their college town. “Albion’s town has so many [...]
Blog: Myth busted — Haunted library bathroom?

Does Albion’s library have a Moaning Myrtle? Similar to “Harry Potter”, a continuous rumor has circulated throughout Albion that the second-floor Stockwell bathroom is haunted by a woman, who supposedly committed suicide inside of it in the 1920’s. Students are somewhat apprehensive to use this bathroom due to this eerie rumor, however, this myth has [...]
Satire Blog — Students Continue to Wear Sunglasses at Night; Injuries Run Rampant

Nighttime on Albion College’s campus: a time where students who are finally free of their academic commitments can take the time to venture outside of their rooms and visit their friends in different parts of the campus. This once fun and leisurely activity is now marred by a rash of broken noses, scraped elbows, and bruised [...]
Coachella 2012 Sold Out – Three Hours, 150,000 Tickets

The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival for 2012 sold out last week in a record breaking three hours. Coachella is the largest music festival in the country drawing in 75,000 people over three days in the hot desert of Indio, California to listen to hundreds of top artists. This year Coachella will take place [...]
Satire Blog — Albion student morale crippled as squirrel sightings decrease

The winter season is upon us and with the winter, comes the inevitable hibernation of one of the planet’s most majestic creatures: the black squirrel. Being a very prominent and much adored animal species, the hibernation of these animals have crippled the morale of the student body, many of whom chose to attend this college [...]
Introductory Blog Post — Welcome to the Inside of my Mind; Pets Allowed
I know what you’re probably thinking: “who is this guy and why is he talking to me about satire?” The answers to these two questions are quite simple, my name is Chris and I’m beginning a satirical blog on the Pleiad. After some pretty intense bouts of crippling boredom and a brief stint on this [...]
Get To Know Your Greeks—Sororities elect their newest presidents.

The sorority chapters welcomed their newest chapter presidents and vice presidents these past few weeks. Alpha Chi Omega Mariah Fiorillo, Lake Isabella junior When did you join Alpha Chi Omega? I joined Alpha Chi Omega as a freshman during formal recruitment. Have you held any other positions in the house? How did that influence you accept [...]
Blog: It’s Not As Bad As It Seems— How not to be bored at Albion

Let’s face it: Albion isn’t exactly a classic example of a college town. There are some good restaurants and bars, but that’s pretty much it. For the most part, students don’t wander around the town for new adventures and if they do, it’s on a very low income. Most students stay on campus and look [...]
Community Briefs

The Bohm Theatre Update For the Friends of the Bohm, the group dedicated to saving the Bohm Theatre in Albion’s historic downtown, rain is their worst enemy, and unfortunately this week has been full of it. The biggest boon to reviving the Bohm Theatre that closed in November of 2008, is water damage coming in [...]
Briton Trivia — Did you know ‘The Rock’ is a repeat?

The “Rock” sat on the quad for nearly 100 years and before mysteriously vanishing in 1992. The original “Rock”, which was never painted, was a class gift from the class of 1900 and the “Rock” we know today is its colorful successor. The original was allegedly moved to accomodate the extensive renovations of Robinson Hall [...]
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